A Blank Spot in the Calendar

Last Thursday as I was looking at the impending holiday weekend, the thought struck me “how in the heck does it get to be Fourth of July so quickly every year?” I can remember in my school teaching days, you looked at the end of school as a swinging of the chute gate when the kids were turned loose and teachers could breathe for a minute and try to regroup and lay some knowledge on them again in the fall. I am finding session to be much like that but with much more of a syncopated rhythm. It seems like every year, I look forward to the end of session almost like a kid anticipating the end of school. You have visions of lazy summer afternoons with your feet hanging off the dock and a cane pole and bobber waiting on a fish to bite with a big glass of lemonade at your side and basically nothing to do. It kind of reminds me of the visions of sugar plums dancing in the children’s heads in the poem ‘Twas the Night Before Christmas. We have these visions, dreams, fantasies if you will, and I am hear to tell ya that ain’t how it works.
What usually happens to me is I realize how much I have left undone during that very intense four months that we call “session”. So, what normally happens is that nice little vision gets shattered in a million pieces about the first Monday of being back home. The “honey-do” list alone requires a staff of professional organizers, not to mention the farm chores that I put off as well as numerous other business-oriented tasks that have been screaming for my attention when I just could not focus on anything other than the Capitol. June was a blur last year and that was easy to explain because of the tragic loss of my assistant, Ashley Pena, and you all know that story. This year, although the circumstances were much different and not near as sad, it seems like I look up and it is the Fourth of July once again. I am seeing a pattern and I’m not sure that the communists don’t have some kind of plot to steal away all of my “Junes” and I certainly don’t know how to fix it. I do know that there sure seems to be a blank spot in my calendar. I guess a year just seems to have 11 months in Don Armes’ world because once again, June was filled with a flurry of activity and while I know we made some progress, I was busy every single day. I sure seems like it just disappeared.
This year, what would have been wheat harvest, turned into hay baling and of course, as anybody who has ever baled wheat hay can tell ya, a lot of that happens at night to take advantage of moisture. Of course, when you’re as behind as I was, you try to fill both the day and the night. I enjoy the Fourth of July, the family time, the lake and the cookouts. It always seems like when the Fourth of July hits, it puts the rest of summer on fast forward and if you didn’t play in June then sure have to “hurry up and play” the next two months. I can’t believe that I’m saying what I’m saying. Hurry up and play? I guess that does sound kind of crazy, doesn’t it? I think that for at least the next few minutes, I’m gonna go back to that Norman Rockwell picture in my mind of the kid in overalls with his feet dangling in the water and a cane pole and bobber with a glass on lemonade beside him. I’m gonna enjoy that little respite in my mind before my phone rings again and jars me out of the unrealistic fantasy.
I hope that everyone had a good weekend and enjoyed that precious time with family and friends and that the rest of your summer is enjoyable. Try to balance work and play, family and all the other things in your equation because in my world, it’s a never-ending battle. As some say, “that’s just how I roll”. Dadgummit, there’s the phone..

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And here’s a little something to think about as you go down the road:

“A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken.” -James Dent